Dear ABSA, don’t lie to me…

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Posted on 16th April 2010 by Tony in Free Tip

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I got a phone-call yesterday that seriously ticked me off. I felt cheated by the caller because, effectively it was a sales call. And it went something like this:

  • ABSA: Can I speak to Mr Tony Seeeefaaaat please.
  • ME: Speaking.
  • ABSA: Mr Seeeefaaaat, this is X from ABSA Vehicle Finance and I have been asked to inform you about a problem we have discovered with your Vehicle Finance from us.
  • ME: *panic* uhm, OK
  • ABSA: Yes, Mr Seeeeefaaat is seems your Asset Protection was never initiated and this has us very concerned. Your Vehicle is now exposed should something happen.
  • ME: Huh? What do you mean? My insurance is with Mutual and Federal, not with ABSA.
  • ABSA: No sir, this is not insurance – it is when you die, then ABSA will pay up the premiums so your family is not left with the debt.
  • ME: But that is insurance, right? Wait a minute – this is a Sales Call?
  • ABSA: No sir – it is something important – we must activate your Asset Protection immediately. It is only R630 per month.
  • ME: WHAT! That’s almost my insurance premiums! I’m not paying that!
  • ABSA: This is not insurance, sir – it is Asset Protection when you die. We have a Plan B which is only R380 per month.
  • ME: I don’t want it. If I’m dead, I’m dead – you can take the car back.
  • ABSA: *click*

OK, I am used to sales calls – they’re a part of life, but this one was downright incredible. The Caller completely made out that it was non-optional and that a “dreadful” mistake was made on behalf of the bank. I have 51 months left on the car, and at R630 per month, that’s an extra R32 000 in ABSA’s pocket.

The Caller insisted this was not insurance – well then what would you call it?

Also, I wonder how many unsuspecting ABSA clients have been duped into this unnecessary insurance.

TIP: Never signup anything over the phone – it’s highly pressurised and should be made illegal. Rather insist on seeing the documentation first – or tell them to bugger off.

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Dummies can make money online

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Posted on 8th April 2010 by Tony in Free Tip

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I have just discovered that when it comes to using the Internet I can be a bit of a noob (new-bie) … I have just shocked a blogger by telling him that I don’t use RSS feeds nor do I know how it works.

OK, once he explained it to me I realised it’s actually very easy. My first reaction was that I am a complete idiot for not knowing how to use it. I mean I really felt stupid.

And then I realised that it was OK. The Internet is huge. Let’s be honest – things change so quickly. A year ago most people didn’t even know what twitter was. Now it’s the first thing I check every morning.

The reason why I felt I am OK is because unlike a lot of people I actually do make money online. And if I can do it then any n00b can do it. Heck, earning money online is easy.

Yay for n00bs.

P.S. If you have no idea what RSS is then you can take a look here.

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Do you Buzz?

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Posted on 1st April 2010 by Tony in Random

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The last two products released by Google have been complete flops in my personal opinion.

Firstly, there’s Google Wave – which was meant to completely redefine the way we collaborate and work on projects together. There was the big hype, the exclusivity and the total need to get an invite and now … Blam! Splat! I don’t know anyone who has asked me for my Wave details to work on a Project.

And then there is Google Buzz – Google’s answer (if any) to the wonderful world of Twitter. No Character Limits is supposed to be the big appeal but for once, I think, Google was the Midget trying to squash the Giant. I’m sorry, but I don’t want to log into Gmail to read my Buzz. I already have to keep an eye on my two blogs, facebook and twitter.

I don’t know how much Google spent on developing Google Buzz but I think they ignored the first rule of product launch: Market Research. Social Medialites just don’t need another platform – not yet, anyway.

So … the Big Question: Do you Buzz?

P.S. I’m on twitter: www.twitter.com/tonyseifart

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